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<<nobr>>\n<<set $petval to 0>><<include petgen>>\n<<set $choices.push($newchoice[$stage])>>\n<<set $nutriP to 1>><<set $stasisP to 1>>\n<<endnobr>>
THE VIRTUAL SPACE IS OCCUPIED BY $petname, WHO SEEMS <<print either("LETHARGIC","GOOD","FINE","SAD","UPSET","FRANTIC","SICK","NAUSEATED","TIRED","GLAD","MANIC","CONFUSED","DAZED","ITCHY","DREAMY","SICK OF THIS","ANXIOUS")>>.<<if visited("BLOODSHED") > 1>> $he IS ALSO COVERED IN BLOOD.<<endif>> THE BIOME CELL-TEXTURE IS TYPICAL OF THE $biome ZONE; $biomedesc\n<<if $pukes is 1>>\nA LITTLE PILE OF ROTTEN MATTER IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR.\n<<elseif $pukes >= 25>>\n$petname IS WADING THROUGH A THICK MIRE OF BILE AND ROTTEN MATTER.\n<<elseif $pukes > 11>>\nTHE ENTIRE FLOOR IS SOAKED IN BILIOUS LIQUID.\n<<elseif $pukes > 3>>\nTHERE IS A PUDDLE OF RANCID FLUID SPLASHED ACROSS THE FLOOR.\n<<elseif $pukes > 1>>\nTHERE IS A SMALL AMOUNT OF RANCID FLUID POOLING ON THE FLOOR.\n<<endif>>
<<nobr>>/% put all food from inv to foodinv %/\n<<for $inv.containsAny($foodlist)>>\n<<set $foodinv.push($inv.shift($inv.containsAny($foodlist)))>>\n<</for>>\n\n/% same with toys %/\n<<for $inv.containsAny($toylist)>>\n<<set $toyinv.push($inv.shift($inv.containsAny($toylist)))>>\n<</for>>\n<<endnobr>>
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HELLO! WELCOME TO PET LABYRINTH.\n\nI WAS BORN THE DAY THE DIGITAL AGE BEGAN. WHEN I FINALLY DIE, GOD WILL DIE TOO.\n\nWHILE YOUR PET'S ENVIROSPHERE IS BEING GENERATED, YOU MUST [[FILL OUT SOME FORMS|enter name]].\n/%<<link [[(OR SKIP SINCE YOU ARE THE BEST!)|STAGE0 INTRO]]>>\n<<set $petname to "SNARBOLAX">><<set $biome to "SEWER CHAMBER">><<set $localfood to "PISS AND SHIT">>\n<</link>>%/<<nobr>>\n\n/% here is all of the variables that don't change and should only be called this one time to conserve data %/\n\n<<set $specieslist to [0,"GRAWLER","PLOXIE","BIG GIRL","FIGMUTTON","SPORGHRA","SNIFFER","MOUTHPARTS","C-08","CABLE","BRAX","LINK","CREEP","GRECK","GRIM","GRUB"]>>\n\n<<set $choices to ["COMMUNICATE","STASIS"]>>\n<<set $newchoice to ["NUTRITION","PLAY","FIGHT","SPAWN"]>>\n<<set $ichoices to ["communicate","stasis","nutrition","play","fight","spawn"]>>\n\n<<set $love to 0>><<set $pukes to 0>><<set $spawns to 0>>\n<<set $wins to 0>><<set $lose to 0>>\n\n<<set $toylist to ["TIRE","GRINDSTONE","PAPER CROWN","BIG MEATY CHAIN","BEAST PLUSH","MILK BOY 3000"]>>\n<<set $toyvalues to [30,50,50,100,500,700]>>\n<<set $toyinfo to ["AN OLD RUBBER TIRE. VIRTUAL PETS HAVE ENDLESS FUN!","IT'S A BIG SLAB OF STONE USED FOR SHARPENING BLADES.","A CROWN MADE OF BROWN RECYCLED\s(tm\s) CARDBOARD FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PET TO PUT UPON ITS HEAD. IT CAN PRETEND IT IS RULER OF THE EARTH. OR RULER OF A SOLAR SYSTEM OR GALAXY OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE THINK IS IMPORTANT THESE DAYS.","A NICE THICK IRON CHAIN. ITS LINKS ARE ABOUT 400px WIDE. IT COMES WITH A FREE MEAT HOOK AT THE END.","A BIG STUFFED BEAST, WHO IS SHOWING SNARLING BLOODY TEETH AND WEARING A NICE DRESS. WHEN IT IS SQUEEZED, FROTH COMES OUT OF ITS MOUTH!","UHHH, IT IS... MILK BOY! BACK AGAIN IN v3! HE DOES MANY THINGS. SO MUCH FUN!"]>>\n\n<<set $inv to ["CANNED WORMS"]>>\n<<set $foodinv to []>><<set $toyinv to ["TIRE"]>>\n\n<<endnobr>>\n
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<<nobr>>\n<<if $stage is 2>><<set $fitenum to either(9,10,11,12)>>\n<<elseif $stage is 3>><<set $fitenum to either(1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8)>><<endif>>\n\n<table><td id="petwindow"><br/><<print "[img[$petform]][img["+ $specieslist[$fitenum] +"]]">></td></table><<endnobr>>\n\nA <<print either("VERY FORBODING","FRIGHTENINGLY LARGE","VICIOUS","SLAVERING","WEAK LOOKING","RABID","EMACIATED","AVERAGE LOOKING")>> <<print $specieslist[$fitenum]>> APPROACHES.\n\n[[ACCEPT|BLOODSHED]] / <<print "[[DECLINE|STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
<table><td id="petwindow"><br/></td></table>\n\n<<nobr>>\n<<set $gendream to either("VIVID","FRANTIC","SWEATY","BAD","GOOD","PLEASANT","THRASHING","STRESSFUL") + either(" AND BED-WETTING"," FORAGING DREAM"," BUT UNEVENTFUL DREAM"," HORMONAL DREAM"," DIGGING DREAM"," FLYING DREAM"," DEATH DREAM"," DREAM")>>\nDREAM STATUS: \n<<if $stage is 0>><<print either("NONE","NONE","EGG-MEMORY WRIGGLING NIGHTMARE")>>\n<<elseif $stage is 1>><<print either("NONE","NONE","EGG-MEMORY WRIGGLING NIGHTMARE",$gendream)>>\n<<elseif $stage is 2>><<print either("NONE","EGG-MEMORY WRIGGLING NIGHTMARE",$gendream,$gendream)>>\n<<elseif $stage is 3>><<print either("EGG-MEMORY WRIGGLING NIGHTMARE",$gendream,$gendream,$gendream)>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n\n... $he EMERGES EXACTLY <<print random(2,9999)>> MINUTES LATER FEELING A LITTLE BETTER.\n\n<<print "[img[next][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
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<b>$biome</b>:\n\n<<nobr>>\n<<switch $biome>>\n<<case "SEWER CHAMBER">>A DAMP, DARK CONCRETE CHAMBER DEEP WITHIN THE SEWER BOWELS. VIRTUAL PETS WHO LOVE YELLOW-BROWN SLUDGE AND CHEMICAL BURNS WILL LOVE IT HERE.\n<<case "URANIUM PIT">>DEEP DEEP RADIOACTIVE PIT FULL OF NUTRITIOUS URANIUM ORE FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PET TO GORGE ITSELF ON. MMM BLACK AND SILTY WITH AN OILY GREEN SHEEN.\n<<case "NEGATIVE DATA MINE">>@@ERROR: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0@@\n<<case "USED SYRINGE BEACH">>FOAMY SEAWATER LAPS AGAINST THE SOFT, PALE GREY SANDS LITTERED WITH USED SYRINGES. YOUR VIRTUAL PET WILL NEVER BE RELAXED IN THIS DESPAIR PARADISE! DESPAIRADISE.\n<<case "FORMICID PLANET">>ANTS! ANTS! ANTS! ANTS ARE HERE. ANT PLANET. DISTENDED HONEY ABDOMEN, SKITTERING TARSUS, HAIRY CHASIS. VIRTUAL PET LOVES ANT PLANET.\n<<case "NUMBERS CHURCH">>HERE THERE ARE STROBE-CODED NANOPIXEL WALLS BLINKING INCESSANT ENCRYPTED BINARY BRAINWASH. SOLVE THE NUMBER MYSTERY! IF WANT YOUR VIRTUAL PET TO GROW WITH A LOVE OF GOD AND A FEAR OF THE NUMBERS 6, 23, 2000, 5, AND 100, THEN CHOOSE NUMBERS CHURCH.\n<<case "BIOHAZARD INCINERATOR">>THERE ARE MANY INCINERATORS IN ABANDONED HOSPITALS, BUT THIS ONE IS THE CUTEST! CHARRED REMAINS OF HUMAN REMAINS ARE ALL THAT REMAINS HERE. SOOTY FLOOR COVERED BY A METAL GRATE AND WHITE WHITE WALLS THAT SOMEHOW STILL SMELL OF DISINFECTANT.\n<<case "PITCH CREEK">>BLACK BUBBLING TAR SLUDGES ALONG A DARK STONE CREEK BED, NESTLED IN A PLEASANT MOSSY FOREST. VIRTUAL PETS WHO LOVE MORTAL INTROSPECTION LIKE THIS BIOME BEST.\n<</switch>>\n<<endnobr>>\n\nIS THIS THE ECOSKIN YOU WANT?\n[[YES|STAGE0 INTRO]] / [[NO|previous()]]
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<<nobr>><<set $stage to 2>>\n<<include reset>>\n<<include genderset>>\n<<set $maxhunger to 12>><<set $maxsleep to 4>>\n<<endnobr>>$petname HAS TRANSFORMED INTO A <b><<print $specieslist[$petval]>></b>.\n\nCONGRATULATIONS! $petname IS UNDERGOING <b>THE CHANGES</b>. $he HAS SELECTED NEW PRONOUNS FOR <<print $him +"SELF">>.\n\nO HOW "TIME" FLIES IN THE VIRTUAL PETZONE. THE SECOND HALF OF THE METAPUPAL CHEMIGLOTE BEGINS:\n[[STAGE 2|STAGE 2]]\n
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<<nobr>><<if visited() is 1>><<include petgen>><<endif>><<include pet>>\n\n<<if ($nutriP >= $maxhunger) and ($stasisP >= $maxsleep)>>[img[trans][STAGE2 INTRO]]<<else>><<include choices>><<include roomdesc>><<endif>><<endnobr>>
<<nobr>><<set $stage to 1>>\n<<include reset>>\n<<set $maxhunger to 5>><<set $maxsleep to 2>>\n<<endnobr>>$petname HAS TRANSMORPHED INTO A <b><<print $specieslist[$petval]>></b>. \n\n$he IS NOW IN $his FIRST METAPUPAL STAGE:\n[[STAGE ONE|STAGE 1]]\n
<<nobr>><<if visited() is 1>><<include petgen>><<endif>><<include pet>>\n\n<<if (visited() >= 32) and ($nutriP <= $maxhunger) and ($stasisP <= $maxsleep)>>[img[goodbye][GOOD-BYE]]<<else>><<include choices>><<include roomdesc>><<endif>><<endnobr>>
<<nobr>><<if visited() is 1>><<include petgen>><<endif>><<include pet>>\n\n<<if ($nutriP >= $maxhunger) and ($stasisP >= $maxsleep)>>[img[trans][STAGE3 INTRO]]<<else>><<include choices>><<include roomdesc>><<endif>><<endnobr>>
<<include "organize">><<include "vocal">><<include pet>>\n\n<<for _i to 0; $foodinv.length > _i; _i++>>\n<<capture _i>><<link $foodinv[_i] 'CONSUME'>><<set $consumed to $foodinv[_i]>><</link>><</capture>><</for>>\n\n<<print "[img[return][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
<<nobr>>\n<<set $dead to [0,1,2]>> /% corpse index %/\n<<set $corpsename to ["SNARBOLAX","ARGENTINA","QUAIL"]>> /% name of the dead pet %/\n<<set $corpseform to ["GRAWLER","FIGMUTTON","SPORGHRA"]>>\n<<set $corpselove to [-50,15,23]>> /% $love of the dead pet %/\n\n\n<<for _i to 0; $dead.length > _i; _i++>> \n<table id="grave"><th>NAME: $corpsename[_i]\n<td id="grave"><<print "[img["+ $corpseform[_i] +"]]">></td>\n<td id="grave" style="overflow:auto;">LOVE: $corpselove[_i]<br/>$lastwords[_i]</td></th></table>\n<</for>>\n\n<<endnobr>>
<<nobr>><<set $stage to 3>>\n<<include reset>>\n<<set $maxhunger to 20>><<set $maxsleep to 6>>\n<<endnobr>>$petname HAS FINALLY EXHAUSTED THE SECRETION OF ALL $his GROWTH CHEMICALS. $he IS IN $his FINAL STAGE OF LIFE. \n\nYOUR PET HAS CHANGED INTO A <b><<print $specieslist[$petval]>></b>:\n[[STAGE THREE|STAGE 3]]
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<table><td id="petwindow"><br/>[img[rip]]</td></table>\n\n<center><b>R.I.P. \n$petname</b>\n<i>$lastwords[0]</i></center>\n
SELECT BIOME ECOSKIN:\n\n[[SEWER CHAMBER|biome info][($biome = "SEWER CHAMBER") and ($localfood = "PISS AND SHIT")]]\n[[URANIUM PIT|biome info][($biome = "URANIUM PIT") and ($localfood = "URANIUM CHUNK")]]\n[[NEGATIVE DATA MINE|biome info][($biome = "NEGATIVE DATA MINE") and ($localfood = "INFINITE DOWHILE LOOP")]]\n[[USED SYRINGE BEACH|biome info][($biome = "USED SYRINGE BEACH") and ($localfood = "SALT")]]\n[[FORMICID PLANET|biome info][($biome = "FORMICID PLANET") and ($localfood = "HONEYPOT ANT CLUSTER")]]\n[[NUMBERS CHURCH|biome info][($biome = "NUMBERS CHURCH") and ($localfood = "RADIO")]]\n[[BIOHAZARD INCINERATOR|biome info][($biome = "BIOHAZARD INCINERATOR") and ($localfood = "HUMAN")]]\n[[PITCH CREEK|biome info][($biome = "PITCH CREEK") and ($localfood = "WET MOSSY STONE")]]
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<<include pet>>\n\nWHAT DO YOU WANT TO COMMUNICATE TO $petname?\n<<textbox "$iloveyou" '' 'RESPONSE' autofocus>><<nobr>>\n<<include vocal>><<set $spit to random(1,100)>>\n\n<<set $affectionate to either(" CROONS AT YOU."," $vocalizes AFFECTIONATELY."," ROLLS AROUND."," SINGS! AAA~ AAAAA AA~ OOOH~")>>\n\n<<set $loud to either(" $vocalizes! AND $vocalizes! AND $vocalizes!"," WON'T STOP $vocalizing!"," IS $vocalizing SOMETHING THAT ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO \s"LET ME OUT\s"."," STARTS HYPERVENTILATING.")>>\n\n<<set $lethargic to either(" DOES NOTHING."," SHUDDERS MOMENTARILY, THEN GOES COMPLETELY STILL."," STARES AHEAD BLANKLY WITH GLASSY EYES."," TWITCHES.","'S MOUTH IS AGAPE. $he STARES AT YOU, WIDE-EYED AND IMMOBILE."," STARES RIGHT AT YOU."," PRETENDS TO BE ASLEEP.")>>\n\n<<if $stage is 0>><<set $exclusive to either(" FLINGS $his TINY SQUISHY BODY AGAINST THE INSIDE OF YOUR SCREENCASE."," THRASHES ABOUT ON THE FLOOR UNTIL $his SKIN BLISTERS."," WRIGGLES ABOUT.")>>\n<<elseif $stage is 1>><<set $exclusive to either(" THROWS $him self AGAINST THE INSIDE OF YOUR SCREENCASE."," JUMPS UP AND DOWN VERY FAST."," RUNS IN CIRCLES.")>>\n<<elseif $stage is 2>><<set $exclusive to either(" THROWS $him self AGAINST THE INSIDE OF YOUR SCREENCASE."," SKITTERS AROUND."," LOOKS EMBARRASSED.")>>\n<<elseif $petval is 1>><<set $exclusive to " SQUINTS AT YOU, GURGLING DEEP IN $his THROAT.">>\n<<elseif $petval is 2>><<set $exclusive to " GOES \s"SNOOT SNORT\s" AND LICKS THE INSIDE OF YOUR SCREENCASE.">>\n<<elseif $petval is 3>><<set $exclusive to " GOES \s"SNORT, HRUPF\s" AND PAWS AT THE GROUND.">>\n<<elseif $petval is 4>><<set $exclusive to " DANCES AND STARES AT YOU. STOMP STOMP.">>\n<<elseif $petval is 5>><<set $exclusive to " REGURGITATES A GREAT GOUT OF BLOOD ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR SCREENCASE.">>\n<<elseif $petval is 6>><<set $exclusive to " EXCRETES $his CELL WASTE (PEE) ON THE GROUND.">>\n<<elseif $petval is 7>><<set $exclusive to " SQUINTS AND TWITCHES AT YOU. $he LOOKS PLEASED.">>\n<<elseif $petval is 8>><<set $exclusive to " WHIRRS AND BEEPS.">>\n\n<<endif>><<endnobr>>
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<<nobr>>/% setup foodshop really quick %/\n<<set $foodlist to ["SOFT AND GREY","BLACK DIRT","GARBAGE JUICE","URINAL SCUM","CANNED WORMS","MEAT","VEGETABLES","VINEGAR","FLY TRAPPED IN AMBER",$localfood,"BLACK BOX"]>>\n<<set $foodvalues to [5,10,10,15,15,20,20,20,50,100,1000]>>\n<<set $foodinfo to ["YOU AREN'T QUITE SURE WHAT IT IS, BUT IT CERTAINLY IS SOFT AND GREY. IT HAS A SOUR SMELL.","IT'S A CLUMP OF WET, BLACK DIRT. IT STILL HAS REMNANTS OF ROOTS AND WORMS IN IT.","NUTRITIOUS GARBAGE JUICE WHICH VARIES IN CONSISTENCY, TASTE, AND SMELL DEPENDING ON WHERE IT WAS ACQUIRED.","SCUM CULTIVATED FROM A FINELY AGED URINAL CREVICE.","EVEN A WORM WILL TURN.","IT'S MEAT.","MMM UHH IT'S VEGETABLE! IT SMELLS... GOOD.","A REFRESHING TONIC! DID YOU KNOW THAT VINEGAR IS BASICALLY JUST ROTTEN ALCOHOL?","A LARGE AND ANCIENT FLY TRAPPED IN A CLOD OF AMBER. TASTES SWEET AND TINGLY.","AVAILABLE ONLY IN THE <<$biome>> ZONE.","A SMALL, FEATURELESS BLACK BOX THAT VIBRATES SLIGHTLY WITH SOME SORT OF ELECTROMAGNETIC ENERGY."]>>\n\n/% and biome description %/\n<<switch $biome>>\n<<case "SEWER CHAMBER">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "FILTHY, CAVERNOUS INDUSTRIAL WASTE TREATMENT SILO WITH OFFSHOOTS OF SCUM-CRUSTED CONCRETE TUNNEL-WEBS. THE STENCH IS OVERWHELMING.">>\n<<case "URANIUM PIT">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "ENDLESS BLACK CRAG PIT WITH STREAKS OF GREEN-SLICK ORE TO REMIND YOU OF HOW MUCH RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL IS SHEDDING OFF THE WALLS IN DEATHLY WAVES.">>\n<<case "NEGATIVE DATA MINE">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "ENDLESS MESH TUNNELS NETWORKING INTO A GREAT LANDFILL OF RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY CORRUPTIONS WITH NO E E E E E: undefined variable $zonedesc; exceeded max loop iterations.">>\n<<case "USED SYRINGE BEACH">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "FALSE ENDLESSNESS REPRESENTED BY A DECOY OF RAINY SEA AND GREY SALT SAND. BROKEN GLASS AND DOG SHIT ARE COMMONPLACE ITEMS FOR STEPPING ON.">>\n<<case "FORMICID PLANET">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "DIRT TUNNEL, ROCK TUNNEL, SILT TUNNEL, ENDLESS NETWORK OF TUNNELS THAT LEAD TO AUGMENTED REALITY VERSIONS OF PRECIOUS ANT FOOD STORES, PRECIOUS ANT LARVA NURSERY, PRECIOUS MOTHER'S BROODING HALL.">>\n<<case "NUMBERS CHURCH">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "ALL-ENCOMPASING FLASHING STROBE VID-WALLS (TO ENFORCE THE 5-RULE-CODE MIND). SOFT METALLIC THRUMMING AND VINTAGE SPEEDCORE CAN BE HEARD FAR IN THE DISTANCE.">>\n<<case "BIOHAZARD INCINERATOR">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "JUST A SMALL, CRAMPED CHAMBER FULL OF OLD DESSICATED MEDICAL WASTE.">>\n<<case "PITCH CREEK">>\n<<set $biomedesc to "AN ALL NATURAL ARTIFICIAL FOREST REPLICA, COMPLETE WITH EVER-CONSUMING LICHEN, THRUMMING INSECTS, BABBLING BLACK TAR BROOK, BLOOD-SAP FROM ANCIENT TREES. JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.">>\n<</switch>>\n\n/% now on to the good stuff %/\n<<set $stage to 0>>\n<<include reset>><<include genderset>>\n<<set $maxhunger to 2>><<set $maxsleep to 1>>\n<<set $vc to 100>>\n<<endnobr>>ENVIROSPHERE 100% COMPLETE. \nYOUR PET, <b>$petname</b>, BURSTS FORTH FROM THE CARCASS OF A <<print either("BLACK HORSE","WHITE WHALE","BLACK DOG","INFECTED COW","BLACK SERPENT","WHITE DOVE","CROW")>> IN THE <b>$biome</b> ZONE. \n\n$he IS A NEWLY HATCHED <b><<print $specieslist[$petval]>></b>:\n[[STAGE ZERO|STAGE 0]]\n
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<<set $lastwords to []>>THE COLD GRIP OF DEATH EVENTUALLY TOUCHES ALL THINGS. EVEN VIRTUAL ENTITIES.\n\n$petname HAS DIED, AND ASCENDED TO A STATE AKIN TO THAT OF A GOD IN MESH ZONE <<print either("B","D","E","G","J","K","L","N","Q","R","U","V","W","X","Y")+ random(100,999)>>.\n\nWOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS?\n<<textbox "$lastwords[0]" '' 'STAGE FINAL'>>
PET LABYRINTH
<<nobr>><<set $outcome to either("WIN","LOSE","TIE")>>\n<<set $love to $love - 1>>\n\n<table><td id="petwindow"><br/><<print "[img[$petform]][img["+ $specieslist[$fitenum] +"]]">></td></table><<endnobr>>\n\nBRUTAL! BRUTAL! $petname AND THE OPPOSING <<print $specieslist[$fitenum]>> MAUL EACH OTHER WITH VICIOUS SNARLING FEROCITY.\n\n<<print either("$petname DOESN'T LOOK LIKE $he WILL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.","$petname FOAMS AT THE MOUTH WITH BLOODLUST FRENZY.","THE "+$specieslist[$fitenum]+" IS USING NASTY TRICKS. ILLEGAL MOVES.","THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT YOU CAN'T TELL WHOSE IS WHOSE.","THEY ARE KILLING EACH OTHER!!!")>>\n\n[img[next][OUTCOME]]
<<nobr>>\n/%<<set $item to 0>><<set $value to 0>><<set $iteminfo to "UNDEFINED">>%/\n\n<<endnobr>>FOOD : \n\n<<for _i to 0; $foodlist.length > _i; _i++>>\n<<print $foodvalues[_i] + " VC [[" + $foodlist[_i] + "|PURCHASE][($iteminfo = $foodinfo["+ _i +"]) and ($value = $foodvalues["+ _i +"]) and ($item = $foodlist["+ _i +"])]]">>\n<</for>>\n\n<<if $stage > 0>>ENTERTAINMENT :\n\n<<for _n to 0; $toylist.length > _n; _n++>>\n<<print $toyvalues[_n] + " VC [["+$toylist[_n]+"|PURCHASE][($iteminfo = $toyinfo["+ _n +"]) and ($value = $toyvalues["+ _n +"]) and ($item = $toylist["+ _n +"])]]">>\n<</for>>\n\n<<endif>><<print "[img[return][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
<<include pet>>\n\nNAME: $petname\nSPECIES: $petform\n\nNUTRIENT LVL: [$nutriP / $maxhunger] <<if $nutriP < ($maxhunger / 3)>>STARVING<<elseif $nutriP < ($maxhunger / 1.2)>>HUNGRY<<elseif $nutriP > ($maxhunger)>>OVERFED<<else>>NORMAL<<endif>>\nBRAIN STATE: [$stasisP / $maxsleep] <<if $stasisP < ($maxsleep / 3)>>DELIRIOUS<<elseif $stasisP < ($maxsleep / 1.2)>>EXHAUSTED<<elseif $stasisP > ($maxsleep)>>MANIC<<else>>NORMAL<<endif>>\nAFFECTION: $love <<if $stage >= 2>> \n\nTOURNAMENT STATS\nWINS: $wins\nLOSSES: $lose <<endif>><<if $stage is 3>>\n\nE-DNA DISTRIBUTION: $spawns <<endif>>\n\nVIRTUAL CURRENCY: $vc\n\n[[RETURN|previous()]]
$petform\n\nIT IS TIME FOR $petname TO EMBARK ON A <b>SPAWNQUEST</b>.\n\n<<nobr>>\n<span id="loading">LOADING<<timed 1s>>.<<timed 1s>>.<<timed 1s>>.<</timed>><</timed>><</timed>></span>\n\n<<timed 4s>><<replace "#loading">>\nIT TAKES $petname ONLY SECONDS TO HOOK INTO THE INT24h OF NETWORK LIB <<print either("B","G","Q","K","R") + random(10,99) + "'S MAINFRAME AT IP ADDRESS 0.1." + random(10,99) + "." + random(10,99) + "." + random(1,9)>> AND THEN INJECTS $his INFECTIOUS E-DNA. CONGRATULATIONS!<</replace>><<set $spawns++>><</timed>>\n<<endnobr>>\n\n<<print "[img[return][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
<<include pet>>\n<<include organize>><<include vocal>>\n<<for _i to 0; $toyinv.length > _i; _i++>>\n<<capture _i>><<link $toyinv[_i] 'PLAYING'>><<set $fun to $toyinv[_i]>><</link>><</capture>><</for>>\n\n<<print "[img[return][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
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<<nobr>><<if visited() is 1>><<include petgen>><<endif>><<include pet>>\n\n<<if ($nutriP >= $maxhunger) and ($stasisP >= $maxsleep)>><table>[img[trans][STAGE1 INTRO]]</table><<else>><<include choices>><<include roomdesc>><<endif>><<endnobr>>
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<<include pet>>\n\n<<if $nutriP <= 0>>$petname IS STARVING. FEED $him.<<else>>$petname <<print either("TOSSES THE $fun IN THE AIR AND LETS IT CRASH TO THE FLOOR.","CHEWS ON THE $fun.","TRIES TO EAT THE $fun, BUT CAN'T.","STARES AT THE FUN, THEN TURNS $his BACK IN REFUSAL.","GNAWS AND SLOBBERS ON THE $fun.","LICKS THE $fun.","$vocalizes AT THE $fun.","LAYS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND BURPS, IGNORING THE $fun.")>>. $he IS HAVING SO MUCH FUN!\n\n$he COUGHS UP <b>10 VC</b><<set $vc to ($vc + 10)>><<set $nutriP to ($nutriP - 1)>><<if $nutriP < 0>><<set $nutriP to 0>><<endif>><<endif>>\n\n[img[return][PLAY]]
PET NAME: <<textbox "$petname" '' 'enter biome' autofocus>>
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<<include pet>>\n\nYOU SEND $petname TO <<if $biome is "SEWER CHAMBER">>THE REINFORCED LEAD BUNKER<<elseif $biome is "URANIUM PIT">>THE REINFORCED LEAD BUNKER<<elseif $biome is "NEGATIVE DATA MINE">>SLEEPER NODE:<<print random(0,99)>><<elseif $biome is "NUMBERS CHURCH">>SLEEPER NODE:<<print random(0,99)>><<elseif $biome is "USED SYRINGE BEACH">>ITS SUBTERRANIAN NEST<<elseif $biome is "PITCH CREEK">>ITS SUBTERRANIAN NEST<<elseif $biome is "FORMICID PLANET">>ITS SUBTERRANIAN NEST<<else>>THE CREVICE<<endif>> TO ENTER CYBERSTASIS...\n\n[img[next][DREAM]]<<nobr>>\n<<set $stasisP to ($stasisP + 1)>>\n<<if $stasisP > ($maxsleep * 2 + 1)>><<set $stasisP to ($maxsleep * 2)>><<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>
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<table><td id="petwindow"><br/>[img[$petform]]</td></table>
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<<include pet>>\n<<switch $outcome>>IN THE END...\n<<case "WIN">><<set $wins++>>$petname <<print either("OVERPOWERS","KILLS","INFLICTS A FATAL WOUND UPON","CAUSES CRITICAL TRAUMA TO")>> THE OPPOSING <<print $specieslist[$fitenum]>>.\n\nYOUR PET HAS WON! $he RECIEVES A POINT ON $his RECORD, ADDING UP TO $wins WINS. $he ALSO RECIEVES A VIRTUAL MEDAL MADE OF PLUTONIUM.\n\nYOU SELL THE PLUTONIUM MEDAL TO THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT FOR 60 VC. <<set $VC + 60>>\n<<case "LOSE">><<set $lose++>>DESPITE $his BEST EFFORTS, $petname<<print either(" GETS RIPPED TO SHREDS, AND WILL WALK WITH A LIMP FOREVER."," BREAKS SO MANY BONES, $he IS TEMPORARILY PARALYZED.","'S LIMBS GET CRIPPLED, AND WILL BE DEFORMED FOR LIFE."," ENTERS CATASTROPHIC WHOLE-BODILY SYSTEM FAILURE, AND IS REVIVED JUST BARELY ON THE BRINK OF DEATH.")>>\n\nYOUR PET HAS LOST. $he RECIEVES A POINT ON HIS RECORD, ADDING UP TO $lose LOSSES.\n<<case "TIE">>BOTH PETS ATTACK EACH OTHER SO BRUTALLY, THEY BOTH FALL LIMP TO THE GROUND ROUGHLY AROUND THE SAME TIME, AND CAN CONTINUE TO FIGHT NO LONGER.\n\nIT'S A TIE. $petname RECIEVES NO POINTS, BUT GETS 30 VC AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE. <<set $VC + 30>>\n<</switch>>\n<<print "[img[next][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
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<<nobr>>\n<<set $gender to either(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8)>>\n<<set $helist to ["IT","SHE","HE","THEY","XE","ZE","E","(S)HE","SIE"]>>\n<<set $hislist to ["ITS","HER","HIS","THEIR","XIR","ZIR","EIR","(H)ER","HIR"]>>\n<<set $himlist to ["IT","HER","HIM","THEM","XEM","ZEM","EM","(H)ER","SIR"]>>\n<<set $he to $helist[$gender]>><<set $his to $hislist[$gender]>><<set $him to $himlist[$gender]>>\n<<endnobr>>
$iteminfo\n\nIT COSTS $value VIRTUAL CURRENCIES. \nYOU HAVE $vc VC.\n\n<<if $toyinv.containsAny($item) or $foodinv.containsAny($item)>>YOU ALREADY HAVE THIS\n<<elseif $vc >= $value>><<print "<<link [[ACCEPT|STAGE "+$stage+"]]>><<set $inv.push($item)>><<set $vc to $vc - $value>><<include organize>><</link>>">> / <<endif>>[[DECLINE|SHOP]]
<<include pet>>\n\n//"$iloveyou"//\n\n<<if ($stasisP <= 0) and (visited() > 1)>>$petname SNAPS AND $vocalizes AT YOU ANGRILY. \n\n$his EYES ARE SWIMMING ABOUT DELIRIOUSLY.\n<<set $love to ($love - 1)>><<else>><<nobr>>\n\n<<set $love to ($love + 1)>><<set $stasisP to ($stasisP - 1)>>\n<<if $love > 14>><<print $petname + either($affectionate,$affectionate,$affectionate,$lethargic,$loud,$loud,$exclusive,$exclusive>><<else>><<print $petname + either($lethargic,$loud,$affectionate,$exclusive)>><<endif>>\n\n<<endnobr>><<if $spit > 75>><<set $vc to ($vc + 10)>>\n\n$he ALSO COUGHS UP <b>10 VC</b>!<<endif>><<if $stasisP < 1>>\n\n$petname WHEEZES WITH SOCIAL EFFORT... $he MAY NEED A QUIET NAP.<<endif>><<endif>>\n<<if $stasisP < 0>><<set $stasisP to 0>><<endif>>\n<<print "[img[next][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
<<include pet>>\n\nYOU SET OUT THE $consumed IN FRONT OF $petname...\n\nSNIFF..... SNIFF SNIFF...\n\n<<nobr>>\n<<set $opinion to either(0,1,1,1,2)>>\n\n<<if $opinion is 0>>\n<<print either("$petname TURNS UP $his NOSE IN BLATANT REFUSAL.","$petname STARES AT THE $consumed... BUT DOESN'T EAT THE $consumed.","$petname $vocalizes AT IT WITH A HIDEOUS EXPRESSION.","$he SNIFFS FOR A VERY LONG TIME, BUT DECIDES IN THE END THAT $he WOULD RATHER STARVE.")>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $opinion is 1>>\n<<set $nutriP to ($nutriP + 2)>>\n<<print either("$petname EATS IT UP <<if $love > 10>>AND LOVINGLY REGURGITATES SOME OF IT ONTO THE FLOOR FOR YOU.<<set $pukes to $pukes + 1>><<else>>GREEDILY<<endif>>","$petname SNARFS DOWN THE $consumed AS IF $he WAS STARVING.","$petname SALIVATES ALL OVER THE $consumed, AND EATS ALL OF IT IN ONE HORRIBLE BITE.","$he SWALLOWS IT WHOLE.")>>\n<<if $nutriP > $maxhunger>><<set $nutriP to $maxhunger>><<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $opinion is 2>>\n<<set $nutriP to ($nutriP + 1)>>\n<<print either("$petname DECIDES TO EAT A LITTLE BIT, LEAVING THE REST TO ROT.","$petname HASTILY SNARFS UP THE $consumed, THEN GAGS IN $his FERVOR, AND VOMITS IT UP ONTO THE FLOOR.","EATS IT ALL SEEMINGLY WITHOUT COMPLAINT, BUT SPEWS IT ALL BACK UP ONTO THE FLOOR IN THE END.")>>\n<<set $pukes to $pukes + 1>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n\n<<print "[img[next][STAGE "+ $stage +"]]">>
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<<nobr>>\n<<if $petval is 0>>\n<<if $stage is 0>><<set $petval to 15>>\n\n<<elseif $stage is 1>>\n<<set $petval to either(14,13)>>\n\n<<elseif $stage is 2>>\n<<set $petval to either(12,11,10,9)>>\n\n<<elseif $stage is 3>>\n<<if ($love is 0) and (visited("STASIS") > 7) and (visited("NUTRITION") > 15)>><<set $petval to 8>>\n<<elseif ($love <= 2) and ($wins >= 5)>><<set $petval to 1>>\n<<elseif $love <= 0>><<set $petval to 7>>\n<<elseif $love >= 15>><<set $petval to either(2,2,6,5,4,3)>>\n<<else>><<set $petval to either(6,5,4,3)>><<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<set $petform to $specieslist[$petval]>>\n<<endnobr>>
<<nobr>>\n<<if $petval is 15 or 11 or 5>><<set $vocalizes to "SCREAMS">><<set $vocalizing to "SCREAMING">>\n<<elseif $petval is 14 or 13>><<set $vocalizes to "SCREECHES">><<set $vocalizing to "SCREECHING">>\n<<elseif $petval is 12 or 9 or 8>><<set $vocalizes to "EMITS STATIC NOISE">><<set $vocalizing to "EMITTING STATIC NOISE">>\n<<elseif $petval is 10 or 6 or 1>><<set $vocalizes to "GROWLS">><<set $vocalizing to "GROWLING">>\n<<elseif $petval is 7 or 3>><<set $vocalizes to "HUMS">><<set $vocalizing to "HUMMING">>\n<<elseif $petval is 4 or 3>><<set $vocalizes to "YELLS">><<set $vocalizing to "YELLING">>\n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>
<<nobr>><table id="choicebar"><tr>\n<td align="left">[img[status][STATUS]]</td><td align="left">[img[shop][SHOP]]</td><td> </td>\n<<for _i to 0; $choices.length > _i; _i++>> \n<td align="right"><<print "[img["+$ichoices[_i]+"]["+$choices[_i]+"]]">></td>\n<</for>>\n</tr></table><<endnobr>>
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